Monday, June 23, 2008 6:42 PM
Sentenced to 3 years
Just got some documents from an organisation naming itself the "Ministry of Justice" claiming I have "won" a 3 year visa to Japan which I can take to a dodgy-sounding location down in the Shinagawa docks a short walk away from the Minato Ward Garbage Factory to exchange for an actual visa against the payment of an upfront "fee"
Sounds like an unbeatable deal (though if you don't hear back from me in a day or two it means I am probably having some special shoes fitted beneath the waters of Tokyo Bay).
Posted in Life in Japan
Comments
an update within these two days otherwise we'll send a diving squad to look for you!
Posted by: lina | 2008-06-24 05:31
Nice, I'm picking up my 3 year sentence on Friday. Last time I went there, there were a bunch of Yakuza with hostesses hanging out front the detention building. It was precious.
Posted by: Brian | 2008-06-24 06:55
Well, I made it back you'll be pleased to hear :).
Posted by: ThePenguin | 2008-06-24 19:14
did you meet them Yakuza and hostesses to? :D
Posted by: lina | 2008-06-25 05:06
